Guess the names before clicking on the link… we knew 3 of the 9 before seeing the list. Of course, Coco Crisp of the Boston Red Sox made it. Who else?

http://www.omglists.com/article/49773/the-9-most-unfortunately-named-athletes

Um, is it just me or should NFL Hall of Famer Dick Butkus (pronounced butt-kiss) have been ranked #1 on that list??? Who else did they miss?

Short story: So we’re kicking it at Mickey’s Hangover this afternoon to catch some of their legendary brunch and the Lions/Cowboys game is on. A die-hard Lions fan buddy is stoked as shit about the victory the depressing Lions are about to pull out of their asses from the 11-1 Cowboys. He says something like “ya right Cowboys! march down that field with two minutes left and 85 yards to go. haha. not gonna happen you idiots!”

Moral of the story: Time to switch up teams. Wonder who won???