We just got a Facebook invite to a facegroup announcing a book some 23 year old kid from Tucson gets to write because he “had a heart attack 5 years ago.” WOOPTEE-EFFING-DO! If this kid gets to write a book, then why can’t an overprivileged guy from Beverly Hills get to write a book about his struggles relocating to Scottsdale where he has had to coup with less-than-adequate sushi, the absence of Rodeo Drive, and no Lindsey Lohan to bump into while partying???

Seriously though, just wait until “JON GLUCK: The Story of One Guy’s Struggle to Make Shirts with His Own Name on Them - A Novel” is released! Haha. Idiots!